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Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 13, 2015


no offense

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

by bryan September 12, 2004

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No Offense

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

by Po Ivey August 11, 2006

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offense

When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.

Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.

by Skelwor August 11, 2009

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no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.

No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.

by C-Mills November 30, 2010

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offensive

A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.

Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!

by esmith512 November 6, 2007

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no offense, but

usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.

Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive

by erection_infection December 20, 2013

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