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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.

Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.

by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003

230๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bulgarian Shouting Match

An event that occurs between two or more people in various stalls of a public restroom. It begins when one person farts. If another person should fart and this continues back and forth, it becomes a Bulgarian Shouting Match.

Person #1: Hey, welcome back! How was lunch at that new Korean restaurant?
Person #2: Yeah the kimchi was good! Bathroom crowd was nasty though. I got into a Bulgarian Shouting Match in there!

by gannucard October 10, 2015


Match stick kiss

Often used as a party game or foreplay. when one person lights a match then sticks the unlit end between their teeth the other person then 'eats the fire' by putting their mouth on the lit end.

done right and neither party will get burnt, but very erotic.

Boy 1: Dude how was that match stick kiss that girl gave you at the party last night?

Boy 2: Alright, but I did it wrong and burnt my mouth

by Beyonce_is_my_sex June 22, 2009


collars match the cuffs

Describing whether or not a chicks pubes matches her hair. usually asked by a buddy after learning of a casual sex encounter and asking for a vicarious image.

No, fucking way man. You banged that hot blond from the bar last night! But did her collars match the cuffs?

by plumberjoe January 29, 2009

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Game, set, match

Used to indicate that a person has definitively beaten the opposition in a given situation. Derived from the game of tennis in which the winner of a match is the player who wins two out of three (for women) or three out of five (for men) sets; each set is made up of a number of games. Thus, the final winning shot is the one that wins the player the point that wins the game that wins the set that wins the match.

"When the prosecutor pulled out the security cam photo showing Darryn in the convenience store with the gun, they had him game, set, match."

by ahrien November 15, 2007

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carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 19, 2007

377๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Death Match

A Texas Death match is a wrestling match similar to the Last Man Standing Match, the only difference being that you must be pinned, then a 10 is inniciated. If the person pinned fails to get up by the count of 10, the participent loses the match.

At WCW Halloween Havoc 1993, Vader defeated Mick Foley in a Texas Death Match.

by The Kris April 12, 2007

32๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž