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Maddest motherfucker you will ever meet. Girls are all over him, and guys wish they were him. He really is the Barney Stinson of the boring-name world. If you meet a Darryn, facebook the motherfucker.
Guy 1: so i slept with another chick last night.
Guy 2: ANOTHER? God, you're such a Darryn!
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Incredibly good looking man, exceptionally talented in the art of cunnilingus and has love for butt fucking young girls, purely for the priceless look of pleasure and pain on their pretty little faces. Usually followed by the administration of an messy facial cumshot.
When I grow up I want to be a Darryn.
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Darryn is the most selfish motherfucker you will ever meet. Never trust him, you will do everything for him and he will lead you on with his sexy face and his way with words but when u get to the highest point all he does is tear you the fuck down into ashes...
Girl (1): I love him, I really do!
Girl (2): You'll think you had it good until he treats you like garbage and throws you into the road to crumble.
Girl (1): Why would you say such a thing?
Girl (2): I tryna look out for you, he sounds like a total Darryn.
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