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groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 7, 2018


California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021


Oyster Roast

a social gathering of many whores.

I can't wait to use my knife to pry open some oysters at the oyster roast tomorrow night!

by Mr. Tall Nut aka Nuttall February 11, 2012


purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017


Belly oyster

When the male ejaculates sperm into the women's belly button, then sucks the pecker snot out of the belly button as if they were sucking oysters out of their shell

Aww babe let me take a belly oyster shot off of ya

My ex girlfriend always made me swallow my belly oyster .

by FickyRerguson@lds.org June 15, 2017


pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 8, 2015


Oyster bag

When you have a large/fat vagina or pubic mound.

She had a juicy oyster bag. I could slurp that up raw!

by Irockstocks November 27, 2019