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Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018


Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013


Poptart

An incredible pillo-lipped princess.

Yo poptart gimme some sugar.

by Atelier Handsome October 25, 2018


Poptart

A snack that makes you horny asf

“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”

by CrocDog765 May 07, 2019


Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021


Poptart

A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!

Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !

by fatz mcgee October 12, 2018


Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures

Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?

by Kate waters May 03, 2020