When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”
A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."
A snack that makes you horny asf
“Hey bro I’m going to Kaleb’s house I’m gonna eat some Poptarts before I go over, if you know what I mean😉”
The act of masterbation into a bag.
I had to make time for a poptart before work
A sex pest often seen hanging out in discord servers. He is known for his pursuit and delivery. Such per-suits are generally driven by a Christian background and involve chairs!
Dude that guy has been poptarting me all night !
To tan only the front side of your body for pictures
Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?