double meaning:
1. the first being the greatest breakfast food ever.
2. the second being a rather sexual term used by the younger people of the middle US, meaing to blow your load on a girls face (preferably your girlfriend)
1. "dude i got them munchies that we all love!"- guy one
"ikr?! lets eat some muda fuckin poptarts"- guy 2
2. "man the other day i poptarted all over my girlfriends face."- guy one
"nice dog, i'd love to pop her tart"- guy 2
A good looking younger man under the age of 25 usually found out and about at he local bars and clubs and of course the gym.
Poptarts... they are made for fun!!!
Oh he is just a "poptart!"
That place was just full of Poptarts
v. to drop someone like a hot poptart on a cold, kitchen tile floor in the morning.
n. a person who has been dropped/broken up with
If he's going to be a douche the entire time you're together, poptart that asshole!
Its a weird relationship, but I'm still friends with my poptart.
A person(s) who only thinks that Pop art is elite because they have been persuaded their whole life by other peoples rhetoric.
"Watch out for those brainwashed milk zombies and poptarts they might try to pooh down your throat."
When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart
“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”
A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.
Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."
Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"
Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."