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the absolute worst name ever.
usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance.
known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends
fucking paul and his bad breath.
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that kid in Lever Hall, Clemson floor 6 is a real Paul.
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A little asian bastard who has the interest of speaking in a very annoying asian accent.
The Paul said "Likesomeboodie Fakku Beetch!"
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A super awesome, tall, handsome, amazing otherworldly creature. A Paul can do no wrong, and always answers his phone when you call. He will text you good morning and goodnight on the daily. If you get mad at a Paul you can rest assured that he will accept you a-Paul-ogy. This man is perfection personified. You will reach utopia with Paul. Unfortunately there is only one Paul, and he's mine. I guess nobody will ever get to know what utopia is. Sorry everybody. At least you have urban dictionary to help you with simply imagining it.
Ex. 1
Gurl my boyfriend is hot!
Not as hot as ma' Paul .
That's true. (A single teardrop rolls down her cheek.)
Ex. 2
Paul! Where is you?
Paul ain't around. He's off fightin' raccoons off with his good looks.
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a big annoying dick that always brags about his money and his boyfriend.
"hey paul how are you doing?"
"meh just counting my 3 million dollars in my bank account"
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The hottest and sexiest man alive. He’s wanted everywhere by women, and he can read your mind by looking you into the eyes. He’s super romantic, and amazing in bed. He’s so tough, and he’s the perfect person to have by your side. He’s very popular, and is always hanging around in large groups of friends and girls who want him. He’s the coolest person ever, and everyone wants to be his friend. He’s never in a bad mood because nothing can bring him down. He makes most men jealous because he gets all of the chicks. You can find Paul in a group of hit rappers and women, he knows about everyone, and has a great social life. He’s super athletic and is great at all sports...
Girl 1: I’m gonna go hang with Paul.
Lil Uzi Vert: yah, me too guys
All girls: lemme go hang with Paul...
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