the absolute worst name ever.
usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance.
known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends
fucking paul and his bad breath.
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that kid in Lever Hall, Clemson floor 6 is a real Paul.
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A little asian bastard who has the interest of speaking in a very annoying asian accent.
The Paul said "Likesomeboodie Fakku Beetch!"
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A super awesome, tall, handsome, amazing otherworldly creature. A Paul can do no wrong, and always answers his phone when you call. He will text you good morning and goodnight on the daily. If you get mad at a Paul you can rest assured that he will accept you a-Paul-ogy. This man is perfection personified. You will reach utopia with Paul. Unfortunately there is only one Paul, and he's mine. I guess nobody will ever get to know what utopia is. Sorry everybody. At least you have urban dictionary to help you with simply imagining it.
Ex. 1
Gurl my boyfriend is hot!
Not as hot as ma' Paul .
That's true. (A single teardrop rolls down her cheek.)
Ex. 2
Paul! Where is you?
Paul ain't around. He's off fightin' raccoons off with his good looks.
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Also see: whiny bitch
Dont believe the hype "Paul"
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a big annoying dick that always brags about his money and his boyfriend.
"hey paul how are you doing?"
"meh just counting my 3 million dollars in my bank account"
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