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The term used in the surgeon's logbook to describe the sort of smeggy excretion produced by all the members of HMS Port Royal after they were all entertained by the same lady in a Port in Jamaica over a three-day period. Widely recognised as an excuse for having no quinine left.
'...Jan 21, 1653. The men are all up against the trots and the penile curd, although the hammocks preclude any buttock-ranging infestations...' Naval Surgeon, HMS Gallant
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A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
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In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).
Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome
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Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.
a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.
Rupert: "How was she?"
Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"
Rupert: "WTF?"
Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."
Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"
The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.
I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.
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The size, shape and overall appearance of male genitals to include penis, testicles, scrotum and pubes
Jake showed us his penile arrangement at the cabin and praise Jesus I didn't see anything past his untamed pubes
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When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.
Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.
Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.
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