A pierre minu abdul is someone who's favorite things are: Nachos, Chris Hansen, Funny saturday night live skits, and horror movies. also to keep a pierre minu abdul from jumping your bones you must feed them. if they are full, they will not be frisky!
My Pierre minu abdul comes over on Tues to watch DATELINE: TO CATCH A PREDATOR!
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The 2nd most waste school in Markham (Bill Hogarth is #1). Its a mix of wannabe gangsters, ultimate nerds and then the lazy bunch who don't give a crap about school. legend has it that no matter which washroom you find yourself in, you will be subjected to the smell of weed or the fumes from a juul. the school is quite soft and contains very sensitive people.it has too many "quirky" females that say the shit from tik tok and too many nerdy guys. their music program is the main highlight of the school but honestly who the fuck plays music? the girls there kinda bad but 75% of the guys are deadass sus and waste. the caf got some fire ass giant cookies tho no cap
toronto wasteman: ay wagwan fam whats the most waste school in these ends bawtyboy
nerdy guy from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS: oop- its definitely Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS poggers haha yeet
Toronto wasteman: yo ur acc sus get away from me
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Room 116 was da drop out room or boot leg jane and finch and da crossroads kids was basically uk wannabe thugs
theres another 116 kid beefing with a crossroad kid at Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS
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The recipiant of a Hot Carl.{Someone who covers their face with plastic wrap and then allows someone or something to deficate feeling the heat from the fresh shit on there face.}
This ol'hooker I know use to specialize in the art of Hot Carl,but never charged more than 20 bucks to accually be the Lucky Pierre.She use to say "Shit Happens"
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2022 update: Now the most waste highschool in markham (yea even Bill fucking Hogarth is better at this point). No more weed or juul smells in the washrooms anymore but the amount of midgets I see when I walk around the halls makes me feel like Im in a sweaty elementary school. Cafeterias closed so no more giant cookies, only option now is subway (but even those mfs bumping up the prices so shit i guess you can either starve or make your own). Our demographic is 70% quirky mfs regardless of gender/if they even have one (they/them people or the people who do the shit on tik tok), 25% wannabe hood mfs (like bro stop acting like you from jane and finch you live in a place where nothing goes on) and 5% of genuinely smart people who will actually make a difference in the world or will cry themselves to sleep after getting rejected by waterloo CS or mac health sci. PETHS music has seen it's downfall and even though they are nationally reputed, lemme tell ya, the music hallway stinks of expired food, spit and hyper ass band kids humping their instruments and screaming anime/gaming pc/pokimane simp lingo. The amount of wasteyutes has decreased by 25% but youll definitely run into em here and there. The girls there still bad but a few of em converting ( yk what I mean). All in All, take grade 12 physics if you need a reason to get no bitches
2 Years Later
Toronto Wasteman: Yo why tf you here bro you waste af, band kid lookin ass from Pierre Elliott Trudeau HS
Nerdy guy turned Toronto Bodmon: Boy shutcho ass up looking like creased black forces, yo face look like kevin durants feet without lotion
Toronto Wasteman: Oh shittt you aint a bawtyboy anymore? You done grown up cro
Toronto Bodmon: You look like the same generic black forces, bubble jacket perm ass wasteman fam. you tryna link this shordy at STC styll?
Toronto Wasteman: say less but dont tell the boidem I got bare loud on me dawg
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You tak the poop of your butt and draw half a french curly mustache then the poop of her butt and draw the other half
She smelled after i gave her a double dirty juan pierre
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An effeminate French man who is so embarrassed that the French are always defeated in wars or surrender, he claims to be Canadian. They usually have a bulbous nose.
He's such a Jean-Pierre Noel (or JPN) that he sits down when he pees.
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