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Something sentient species chase for endless hours to prove their worth, endurance and skills to other homosapiens, in order to accomplish something so pointless that we aliens endorse ant more than humans.
Humans: Ping pong
XJAY-563: At least you do something, unlike Jack who can't suck ass
Slang for a guy's gonads/balls/scrotes
Woman: sniffs the air, detecting a foul odour: "EEEEEWWWWW! What's that stench?"
Her husband: "Sorry, babe. Hard day at work. It feels like I got a little ball cheese happening. I need to take a shower and go wash Ping and Pong"
When your fucking a girl so hard that your balls go in her vagina and pop back out and hit your butthole
Dude I was fucking This girl last night and I did the infamous ping pong pussy to her
sending pictures of your face back and forth on snapchat without having a conversation.
"cba to reply to all these snapchats, they're all just face ping pong"
"She's always on her phone, face ping ponging people"
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When two people are taking turns making awkward glances at each other but avoiding direct eye contact; Person 1 will look at Person 2, usually with a side-eye, until the Person 2 looks at Person 1, at which point Person 1 quickly looks away and the cycle starts over. The continuous back-and-forth resembles that of a game of ping-pong. Typically indicates some kind of tension between the two involved parties.
Guy 1: Dude, I saw my ex yesterday.
Guy 2: Yikes, how did that go?
Guy 1: It actually wasn’t that awkward, but we were doing a lot of eyeball ping-pong. I wonder if there’s still anything there.
Guy 2: There's not, you’re just an idiot.
When 2 guys are kissing on the same girl but trying to pass the girl off to the other. Neither want to fuck her.
I watched these guys play ping pong foreplay all night with a drink bitch neither was interested in fucking
the last feeling you has with someone Which is probably something like motion sickness. Only it causes you to question your feelings. And that makes you feel sick all the time.
Like a never-ending hangover
Omg I am totally Ping-Ponging between jake and Brian. I think I love Brian more though because he wooed me