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are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?
person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"
Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant
person 1: yes
The art of gettin pwn'd by planting the face on the ground, rail wall etc.
Tom: i was reverting, it killed my arm and i face planted the rail.
Jeff: FUCK
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Very potent weed with a strong and pungent smell. As the name suggests, it gives a powerful high. Strains that could be considered power plant are Death Star, G13, Blue Dream or Sour Diesel. Really any strain that has been perfectly and meticulously maintained during the growing and draining process.
"Yeah man, I normally have the good stuff, but from time to time that power plant comes around and knocks everyone on their ass."
"Bro, I'm about to roll some fuckin' power plant."
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Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
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A derogatory term for a vegetarian or vegan, since they kill plants for food.
''Meat is murder? Vegetables are murder too! Don't you realise you're killing plants just to eat them? Plant Killer!''
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A variation of crop dusting with one fatal flaw... they don't get up & walk around the office to distribute their air biscuits. They plant them & leave.
A co-worker had gas, they sat in their chair & quietly planting daisies. Then, got up and left the room for 30 minutes allowing his co-workers to bask in his stenchy glory.
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Plant play is a alternative for people who pet play. They would act as though they were plants and have roots and stems instead of the original sex organs. Although pet play can be used in a non sexual environment plant play cannot sorry guys 😀🤍
“you’re making me all sappy angiosperm!”
“awh my little petal do you think you can take angiosperms root huh?”
“mhmmm..”
“i love plant play”
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