Random
Source Code

Pokemon

Things that are stupid, not evil, and they don't deserve any attention.

I had to see the smartest pokemon's brain with an electronic microscope, but even so, it looked as big a piece of dust but had no evil.

by Anonymous May 3, 2003

20๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

A show, card game, and videogame based solely on animal abuse and should be stopped here and now.

Ash: Pikachu use ur thunder bolt to blast the shit out of that other pokemon.

by He_Who_Kills_Bitches April 25, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemons

Females who are of Asian descent or have visibly observable Asian characteristics. The term is predominantly used by white males who seek to avoid the crassness of pejorative terms such as chinks or orientals when describing their next conquest to friends.

(1) Whoah dude, you are so going to get to 1000 Pokemons on Facebook now that you've found the Sailor Moon Fan Club Group.

(2) Look what Mr. Chews has these three Pokemons doing to each other!

by Leigh L Taylor May 25, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pokemon

Having sex with an Asian girl.

I feel like playing Pokemon.

by Scoobabba March 30, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokemon

ok so pokemon originated in japan, and was brought to the us. the first games, wich featured the first 150 pokemon plus mew,were the best in my opinion. than the anime series came and kinda killed it, becaus the show was honestly 4 little kids. but pokemon is still strong. i can remember, in 3rd grade your coolness was cordinated with what cards you have. and i had tons and i still do. and in middle school everyone predended to hate it cept me i had stickers and drawings all over my stuff.... and it was this big thing when me or my buddies found a girl that still liked it man i remember this one girl, i new her for like 3 years and didnt know she liked it til one day i was in social studies and noticed she was useing cindaqual as a book mark. and dont lie and say u dont like it, cause its monsters u use to beat up other monsters with and get to put in red balls. also dont lie, because i know u got up early just to watch the show. i know i did. by the end of the first week i could recite the whole poke-rap.trivia;the first second gen. pokemon to appear in the series is ho-oh, in the first episode. also, i bet u stay up to midnite just to beat whatever new game u got. i no i do. the market has been killed by spin-offs and fakes, but honestly even i got a copy of the mad issu in wich they decide how to kill pikachu. the card game is great, the video game are great, but the show kinda sucks. i know that imm way to old to play it

person1: hey i get mew at toysrus!
person2:no way how
person1:my mom drove me there
person2:so how many pokemon u got now?
person1:all of them

by epicalyrandom November 29, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokemon

stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.

kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed

by blabla455 February 18, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


pokemon

stupid little creature things that have powers and they brainwash poor little inosint kids and they make you waist your money.

kid:(watches pokemon show)oohh pokemon i wanna buy the cards
mom:ok lets go
(kid goes to toy store)
kid:oohh pokemon figures and toys and cards
mom:wow wat a ripp off one figure for $25 bucks
kid: i want it
(five years later)
kid: know i have sooo many pokemon figures and cards i don't know wat to do with them i can't believe i wasted money i was brain washed

by blabla455 February 18, 2010

4๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž