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the perfect couple , they should start dating now
seth and polly are the best couple
A man named after a bikini brand
What's that guy's name? Oh yeah Polly Carp, isn't it a bikini brand too?
The best, most catastrophic, most energetic, most cutest tadpole to ever exist.
(best character ever)
Hop Pop: POLLY?!
Polly Plantar: I DON’T HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM YOU HAVE A CANDY PROBLEM
Hop Pop: WHERE’S SPRIG
Polly Plantar: Something something monster, something something woods
When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk
Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"
A pre-game polly is one who consumes far too much alcohol before leaving to go out (party/bar). The term pre-game polly refers to a conversation between friends, when a friend was way too drunk to go to the bars, and one of his friends said he had the IQ of a “polly pocket”.
Homie 1: “damn bro, look at pre-game polly over here, stumbling before we even get to the bars!”
Homie 2: *trips and falls over nothing*
A female that is a gold-digger and only wants you for sex, but won't admit it. Unless you got lots of money, then she'll want you for money. Not both. She'll allways cheat anyways. Plastic is fantastic in bed, but has no brain, nor feelings. Also a rubbish wife and a rubbish friend. A doll that is always playing games. A tripple take: Polly-pocket is a plastic doll, hense has no feelings, only play. Polly-socket the same but one that always available for sex. Polly is also someone who is fucking Ian ever since "Ethel fell out". From the Polly-Ethel-Ian recycling joke - there comes the rubbish.. From "When Ethel fell out" comes in a cheat.. and we know here Ethel is being used by her husband for money and gaslit. Why won't he pay his own 50 dollars for a helicopter ride otherwise. Ian and Polly think they surrounded by fools and noone can guess their game. but Ethel already changed her will and been taking parashute lessons.
-Did you hear Stuart's wife kicked him out and he is sleeping in the car now.
-Oh not a first one. Probably got himself another Polly-Socket at work.
- Yes a girl he works with.. wait, he has done this before?!
-Never stopped. And always blames her for it. Bet you a tenner she'll take him back again. And he will even make HER to compromise. That tool
The most horrifying name in the universe besides Gertrude.
"Who's that girl?"
"That's Polly Jane! That means her name needs to be changed to something less detrimental to the human war!'