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When a retail store is completely dead. In some cases, the clerk's are so bored that they may even forget they are working.
Person 1: Hey Darenik. How was work yesterday?
Person 2: Ohh man, we had like 3 customers all night.. It was definitly a poodle!
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1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant
"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)
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The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
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when you keep cuming on a womans head
I gave her a poodle hat
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1. The guy or girl that you like or are feelin, but haven't said anything to.
2. Another name for the one in your life that is only good for sex.
I can't stand Shaniqua, but she is a good booty poodle.
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The flaming poodle is a sex position in which the female is wearing a full body flame-proof latex suit. The suit has two holes, one for breathing, the other for intercourse. The female then gets on her hands and knees (in the doggystyle fashion). Then the male pours gasoline on the female and ignites it. They then proceed to have sex until the gas burns out.
Nick wanted to try the flaming poodle with Jane, but she didn't want to try anything new or extravagant. She was very traditional.
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A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.
CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?
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