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Everybody’s Favorite Website, Make Sure You Bring Lotion With You :3
Person A: Whacha Doin
Person B: Watching Pornhub
Person A: Dude Your So Fucking Weird Like Whyyyy
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Genuinely the chillest fucking place ever and I have no clue why
“Boutta go on pornhub for the 5th time today.”
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A place to go with incognito mode or browser history deletion. If your parents monitor the network, the idk like get a vpn. A good one is proton vpn. Its free, and works on most devices.
*dad walks in*
dad: "son, what are you doing"
Son: *Closes the tab at the speed of light* "nothing"
Dad: "what service do you use?"
Son: "What do you mean?"
Dad: "I know you were watching porn"
Son: "Ok, I was"
Dad: "So what service do you use"
Son: "Pornhub.com"
Dad: "Good choice son, I knew I rose you correctly" *walks out*
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pornhub is website where all the horny 12 year olds and sad 40 year old men whose wives have left them can go to the one place that our dicks fear because the shear pain that there going to endere. pornhub is also the best social spot you can meet the best of people while watching step sis and step bro argue over the tv remote or some shit and then engage in sexual activities that include the loudest fakest moans, some a lot faker then the pornstars boobs on this website.
dad: hey son want to watch pornhub
son: of course
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What the fuck are you doing searching pornhub? you goddamn know what that is.
Bob: what is Pornhub
Mom: you try to search it up, honey
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The website with the HOTTEST girls sucking dicks.
PornHub is my FAVORITE website!
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A good website that has a bunch of good sex videos.
I'm lonely... I'm gonna go on pornhub
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