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True but possibly deceptive. An exaggeration that is not a lie. Seeing something in the best possible light.
From the medical term "BPEL" (Bone Pressed Erect Length), meaning the penis is measured by pressing the ruler against the pubic bone.
EPA fuel economy numbers are bone pressed.
Housing costs should not exceed 1/3 of your bone-pressed income.
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2 people, mainly a dude and a chix, pressed tight against one another in a way that their hotspots (genitals) are makin' contact. This usually happens during intimate kissing and hugging. It can be standing up or sitting or laying down but is usually with clothes still on. Not dryhumping, just as it says, "Pressed up"
dude: damn we got all pressed up 2day, that wuz hawt
chix: god i wanted to grind u today
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Having sexual intercourse while having the female bent over the counter making a sandwich for the male counterpart. Sandwiches may vary in complexity from ham and cheese to a full blown BLT (frying of bacon included). The product sandwich may then be enjoyed by the man either instantly or to be stored away for a later consumption. (Packed lunches, etc.) In addition, if the cutting of meats such as salami is required, the female may choose to hold the meat steady with one hand and allow the thrusts to power the slicing of the knife.
While "Joe" was having the time of his life with "Sally", he became hungry. "Sally" then offered him a Panini Press to satisfy both his sexual and physical hunger.
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To squash your sack and semi hard penis against a window/glass surface.
My parents were having a party outside, so i dropped my shorts and gave 'em a pressed chicken
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The 'Hog Press' of Norfolk is a closing ‘double or nothing’ bet placed against an opponent prior to playing the final hole of the round. It can only be placed by the team (or individual) who irrefutably lost bet(s) made through the second to last hole. Bet(s) still undecided heading into the final hole do not factor. The Hog Press can’t be denied and its value is equivalent to the total amount lost, no more or no less. To ‘win’ the Hog Press you must win the final hole outright. A win by the team who placed the Hog Press results in no obligation to pay the press value however a loss requires payment equal to double the press value. A tie results in payment of the original value. There’s no such thing as a baby hog press, a guinea pig, etc, that’s for pussies.
Losing team on the 18th tee box: – ‘None of it matters anyhow…I’m just gonna Hog Press. Game on mother fuckers!
His partner: You know it!!!
Leading team: Damn…I hate the Hog Press…it’s my lobster roll money and we won fair and square! Come on Mr. Crackles…we can do it!
His partner: it’s ok little buddy…you’re binky buddy is here for you!
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The Mylapra Press originated from a small town from the state of Kerala, India. This position begins in doggie-style (preferably with a female partner) and prior to climax, gets grip of her hair with one hand, and with the other punches her in the love handle repeatedly while the male progresses to thrust harder and harder, simulataneosly! This position is commonly transitioned into the Donkey Punch. This is a common act in the town of Mylapra for keeping the women humble!
E Koli gave his girl The Mylapra Press to show that he is the man of the house!
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the most overrated lift ever, particulary in the school scene. no one cares about anything but the bench press. to further pussify the lifting scene, teens wear specialized equipment called 'bench shirts' to further their lifts with false strength.
some skinny retarded jock> -puts on bench shirt, bench presses 200, takes off bench shirt, can only bench 150- GUYS I CAN BENCH 200 AND IM ONLY 15 LOL
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