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1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.
When you have stuff to be doing, but you masturbate instead of doing that
I had so much work to do, but instead, I had a session of procrasturbation
The act of masturbating instead of doing some other task that you are supposed to be doing.
I wasted all my time with procrasturbation rather than doing my homework.
Masturbation used only as a means of procrastination.
Because of Rico's constant procrasturbation, he always ended up finishing his projects at the last minute.
Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.
Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”
Using masturbation as a way of procreation
Procr-eation
m-asturbation
"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."