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hot topic workout program

an eating disorder

β€œwow how did you loose all that weight so fast”

β€œI started the hot topic workout program what the fuck do you think”

by (this is a self drag) September 28, 2018


Charles River Creative Arts Program

The most awesome camp ever located at the Charles River School in Dover, MA

You went to Charles River Creative arts Program?! You are so lucky, I really want to go there!

by crcaplove July 6, 2010


Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

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H-B Woodlawn Program

One of the most stuck up schools in Virginia. What the students @ Hb don't understand is that the only reason they go to H-B is because the were randomly selected, not because they are unique or have any outstanding qualities. Once they get to HB the conform to the hippie, laid back standard that is H-B... so they are hypocrites when they call others conformists, because they definately conform, just to a different standard. They pride themseleves on being laid back and not having to go to class if they don't want to, but really they are dumasses who really sound like "yea our school is so awsome because i get ot miss out on my education whenever i feel like pissing my life away or not showing up for class." If you didn't get your names pulled out of that stupid lottery, you would be going to another public high school. You don't even have an athletics program, all you have is a dirt path around a soccer feild! So sit and bitch all you want about other schools, saying their stuck up, but really H-B is the most stuck-up school in Virginia, with a bunch of depressed, unathletic, lazy, unoriginal students.

plus who wants to go to school where depressed sluts cut themselves and are walking STD's?

"Oh so you're from HB? does that mean you are a depressed, hippie, druggie, lazy-ass?"

HBer: "No, but i try and act like one."

by sjdhfasfdg March 6, 2005

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Post-Program Error Fix Clarity

That feeling when you fix an error that took 2 hours to fix. That most often feeling is anger and saddness. PPEFC for short.

SO YOU ARE F**KING SERIOUS I HAVE PROGRAMMING TRING TO FIX THIS ERROR AND THE PROBLEM IS A F**KING DOT!!!!! I HATE POST-PROGRAM ERROR FIX CLARITY!!!

by Blockitifluy January 7, 2023


jahova's witness protection program

This is when a person deperstly avoids any contact with a Jahovahs witness when one (or sometimes many) approache(s)you with pamphlets and or other intrusive methods of religious conversion. These white shirt wearing mountain bike riding bible thumping extremists are often hard to get rid of. There are different degrees and extremes of this religious harassment which may have varying degrees of reaction from the victim which may include avoiding known Jahova's hot spots, getting a guard dog or relocating to an area with no forwarding address.

"Hi, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? Oh hell no, I'm in the Jahova's witness protection program how did you find me?!?

by Toddzilla72 March 18, 2016

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strong bad-type interview program

The newest hard hiting jornalistic t.v. show that... GETS TO THA POINT

ummm.. why are you dressed like a ships captin?

by Redlen September 25, 2004

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