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A slang expression to express that your gonna get soo thrashed/drunk.
"Im gonna get so T-rashed..ima have a rash in the form of a T on my chest"
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"Spanner rash" is a UK term given to the cuts, bruises, blisters and other wounds you can get from working on the insides of a car, (a spanner is an English word for a wrench).
A mechanic would usually get spanner rash.
Changing the exhaust gave me terrible spanner rash.
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When ones nad(s) become a bit red (usually through excessive itching/scratching) and commonly causes the sufferer to have to give them a good scratch with the intention of relieving the irritability.
However, this can have a snowball effect as scratching causes more redness, causing more irritability, causing more scratching.
Excessive scratching/attempts to relieve the annoyance (and ocassional pain) can cause the sensitive skin around the area to crack.
Causes:
Many - STI, regrowing pubic hair, ants in yer pants, coarse pubic hair, uncomfortable underwear, woolly underwear, another person playing with your genitals (hopefully a girl).
Course of action:
Brief, gentle scratching of the area can relieve symptoms.
However persistent nad rash may need one to seek medical advice.
N.B. there is a female equivalent but most females are either too polite and "lady-like" to let everyone know about it, or relieve themselves with a good scratch. Females will generally wait until they are alone, in the company of those who they are comfortable with, grin and bare the irritability until such a point when eveyone has left, or make an excuse and proceed rapidly and uncomfortably to the nearest restroom
(a common female nad rash gait has been noticed by scientists and can be subtly picked up by those with a sensitive eye)
Male:
Sorry my hands are so warm Mr President. I've had nad rash for days now and i just had to releive the pain.
#1:
Will you please excuse me for one moment. I'm just going to freshen up in the ladies room
#2: Bet she's got nad rash
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when a man with stubble pubes has sex with a shaven woman.
the friction causes a burning feeling and a rash develops.
oh my god your pubes have given me clit rash! you bastard
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Getting a ball sack rubbed repeatedly on your face.
During my bang session with that whore Molly, I rubbed my nuts on her face and gave her road rash!
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The barse rash is a rash you get on your barse normally during periods of humid or hot weather as a result of moisture attacking the barse. It is quite painful, getting irritated by one's underwear. Normally caused by not drying the barse thoroughly enough, and normally solved with talcum powderng the region like napalm.
Man, this barse rash is killing me. It's making me walk like John Wayne. You got any talcum powder?
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A memorable party in which the ambulance, po po, and the rents unexpectedly show up. Also, hosted by the Rash himsef.
Sara's parents were sure pissed off that she went to the "Rash Bash."
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