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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.

Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.

by dsimms January 9, 2009

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The pusher robot

Inferior, malfunctioning. Not to be trusted to help people by protecting them from the terrible secret of sapce. Antonym: Shover robot.

Do not trust the Pusher Robot. He is malfunctioning.

by Shover Robot May 25, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lunch Robot

Someone who eats the same thing for lunch everday.

Frank is a lunch robot, he eats a ham sandwich everyday!

by utfan8 September 15, 2008


Eating Robots

Slang for MDMA or uncut ecstasy, due to it's gritty, metallic taste.

We're looking forward to Eating Robots this Friday at the deadmau5 show

by eatmorerobots June 28, 2010


street robots

Pedestrians who cross the street (not on the zebra-crossing) slowly with a so-called "who gives a shit" attitude although they see oncoming car heading toward them.

Driver: *honk honk* Grrr out of the way street robots!

by Le_Mao April 13, 2014


robot-therapy

for ageing people in Japan. The therapy is done with the help of a 'partner robot'..if you must ask..that's the future, that's Japan!

Japan:1 America& the West: zip,zilch,zero,nil,nish,nada,naught,nothing..buppkis!

by hytham_hammer July 5, 2005


Robot Babies

It is a well know fact supported by extremely qualified scientists that any child overexposed to Digital Networking (Social Networking) will be afflicted by Robot Baby Syndrome. Robot Baby Syndrome (aka RBS) is the result of replacing physically social activities with digital communication. Common side effects of RBS are fire breathing, destruction and sitting alone in dark closets.

RBS was first discovered during World War 2 by researchers working on a cure
for epilepsy. Researchers first noticed the symptoms of RBS in test patients
but wrote it off as inconsequential thereby starting one of the greatest
cover up conspiracies in the science community today. Renegade activists
such as Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson and Carrot Top have been working tirelessly
to bring the condition to light by spreading awareness of the dangers of
prolonged exposure to the Internet. This is part of a larger private โ€“
public effort driven by corporations such as AT&T, Time Warner and Pacific
Bell to push legislation against net-neutrality. Theyโ€™re actually doing the
public a service by limiting their exposure to the Internet.

Robot Babies: Timmy was on Facebook for 10 hours straight and had forget that his mother schedule a play date for him with his friend Mark. When Mark arrived, Timmy became agitated and destroyed Marks face using fire and then proceeded to hide in the closet.

by Concerned in San Fran May 5, 2010