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That special kind of rash that develops when you've bumped uglies with some scallywag of sexual ill-repute.
"Hey, what's that?".
"Oh, it's just my rude rash"
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Rude boys, along with Townies and Chavs are basically a bunch of no-hopers that are steadily on the increase in Britain. They are losers who aspire to ridiculously dressed rap artists such as 50 Cent who give off a completely inaccurate portrayal of American Ghettoes. The modern British rude boy is almost always born into a middle or upper class family and have a perfect upbringing. When they reach their teens they will, in a sorry attempt to rebel against their horribly sheltered upbringing, start speaking and dressing like idiots. They will pay little or no attention to their education and begin smoking and doing other light drugs by the time they reach Y9 at secondary school. In actuality underprivileged children who are brought up in real Ghettoes would embrace an education as a chance to escape from the harsh gun-culture that they are forced into. British rude boys waste the middle-class opportunities they are blessed with and ruin their lives.
Rude boys hate anyone who does not conform to this stereotype. Anyone who shows any signs of individuality and doesn’t enjoy listening to 50 Cent, Tupac or even Blazin' Squad (A bunch of teenage pricks with abnormally small heads and a fixation with prostitutes who probably all went to Oxford and whose parents own villas in the south of France).
I could go on...but I wont 'cos this definition could turn into a novel.
So, to summarise. A rude boy is the very epitome of British conformism and cowardice.
They are scum.
RUDE BOY: "I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 12, I smoke 'cos I’m gangsta!"
INDIVIDUAL: "Sure you did Eugene...we all believe you."
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Basically a Bristish wanna-Be Ghetto who thinks their hard and heavy and hangs around outside Mcdonalds in perfectly normal areas such as Croydon threatening to start "beef" with anyone who "screws" them. They think that the following try to be like them but really they are all the same thing. retarded ugly mong-faces who think getting "pissed" in Slutton every weekend is their lifelong ambition:
see, chavpikeypikeysbeggit
Words to describe them retarded loser dickhead twat mofo tramp scum weed smoker
The list goes on...and on...and on...
I could name about 200 of them but they will think its a compliment so i'll leave it.
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So Rude
-adjective, so much rud·er, the rud·est
So socially incorrect in behavior
So ill-mannered
So uncouth
So inappropriate
So ridiculous
So uncivil, curt, brusque, impertinent, impudent, saucy, fresh. (this definition itself is so rude)
For the ultimate source of rudeness visit sorudedotcom
Restaurants like Absolutely PHObulous and 9021PHO. So Rude.
If you want a piece of this, you better bring a to-go container. So Rude.
I called someone a douchenozzle yesterday, and my friend chimed in, "yeah with a flexible tip". So Rude
My roommate sprayed himself down with Febreeze before stepping out. So Rude.
I told my coworker "Happy Cesar Chavez Day!" cause I thought she was mexican. She replied "I'm definitely cambodian, but thanks".so rude.
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people should take baseball bats with them when driving and if they see a gang of these 'rude bois' casuing trouble, fuckin well smash their heads in. 5 points for blood, 10 points if theyre unconscious and a whopping 50 points for a kill. o my sweet pyjamas.
(gang of rude bois approaches a lone person walking home)
rude: oi mush gis a fuckin pound innit
person: nah sorry i dont have anythin
rude: ya fuckin gay ya fuckin startin?
person: fuck
person in car: (thinking) o look a bunch of rudeboys making trouble, baseball bat time
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Originally from jamaica, rudeness got distorted into the present form it takes on the streets of the UK.
Rudes are at epidemic proportions in england and should be culled to keep the population under control.
Rudes can be identified by their almost vertical baseball caps, skin tight clothes, trousers tucked into their socks, masses of jewelry (even males, if you can call them males).
"Ya mate"
"Go to bed!"
and "Cmon then! Ya wanna fight"
to witch you reply yes because they are 5 years younger than you, then their druggie brother with a knife and a huge "possy" jumps out from the bin they live in.
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The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks
Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.
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