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A person that was roasted so hard that even the teacher laughs at him.
Did you hear how bad saL got roasted? He has to write his name with a capital "L" from now on.
A person who has no respect for women. Oddly tall with skinny legs and italian asshole hair. You could probably braid them. Small weenie but swears its big. A Sal is someone who lost their virginity in fifth grade, having 8 bodies by the beginning of freshman year. Blames everything on others (especially former exes). Swears he does nothing wrong when all he does is hoe around. Sals never see the bad in what they've done and never take responsibility. Has many beautiful exes that others do not understand how he got to be with them considering his shitty personality.
"Omg did you hear what sal did to his ex? Hes crazy."
"I wouldn't want to get into a relationship with a sal"
sal is a person that generally seems inviting. sal coaxes you in and makes you happy and breaks your heart. sal says he loves you, but she doesn’t. sal is a traitor. but you still love sal despite everything they did
“have you heard of sal?? xe is nice.”
Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.
Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!
Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?
A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.
Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser