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An alternate term to refer to beer or other carbonated alcoholic beverages. Sometimes used to make one sound high class or to mask the activities when talking around those not of age.
I am going to enjoy a few adult sodas tonight on the rooftop with the guys.
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1) When you are at the vending machine and can't decide on a delicious carbonated beverage, push two or more buttons at the same time. Out comes a carbonated surprise.
2) After inserting money in the vending machine, have multiple people simultaneously push the button that corresponds to flavor of their choosing. Winner keeps the beverage. If you jump the gun, you must buy all other players their beverage of choice.
Soda roulette can also be used in place of rock paper scissors.
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A beverage made with milk and cola, having the industry standardized ratio of 1:1 of either ingredient (that is, 50% milk and 50% cola). The exact origins of this beverage is unknown, but many scholars speculate that the pioneer of this brilliant creation was likely of Pakistani or Indian decent. A team of chemical engineers and food researchers have carbon-dated the first ever trace of dodh soda to Pakistan. Dodh soda has two distinct taste variations beyond the standard version. The light and airy flavour of the low-sugar option: "dodh soda lite" (70% milk and 30% cola), and the sweet and savoury flavour of the decadent version: "dodh soda dark" (30% milk and 70% cola). Currently, an new controversial hybrid-formula of dodh soda is being engineered in Canada. As the formula is top secret and of utmost importance to the creator, it is known only to those in the beverage industry as "dodh soda BLAK". The beverage is rumoured to contain 30% milk, 30% cola, and 40% premium dark roast Columbian blend coffee, thereby creating a drink which is so aromatic, so craveable, and so incredibly tempting that you will do anything in your power to get one of these bad boys in your hands right now.
Always remember: when making dodh soda, add the cola to the milk for best taste results!
Raj: “Auntie ji, can I have something to drink?”
Auntie ji: “How about some goat milk?”
Raj: “Nah, goat milk is soo yesterday, anything else?”
Auntie ji: “I have just the thing!”
(Auntie ji pours some cola into the milk, thereby pioneering the greatest beverage of all time.)
Raj: “What’s this?”
Auntie ji: “Its dodh soda, you‘ll love it!”
(Raj takes a sip)
Auntie ji: “And?”
Raj: (speechless, lost in euphoric bliss)
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An Anus Soda is when you do a handstand and let someone else put a funnel into your anus and pour in soda. Then, you sit down, masterbate furiously, and before you have an orgasm, you open your anus and let all the soda drip down as you cum. Afterwards, someone else is to lick it all up and/or lather it into their genitals and skin.
Beth: "Whats your favorite sexual activity?"
Rob: "I enjoy doing the Anus Soda so much."
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The shittiest soda you'll ever taste.
"I tried that Beverly Soda at the World of Coca-Cola. Worst decision of my life."
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A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!
Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'
...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.
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Used when comparing to something clear.
Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!
"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"
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