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A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.
Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.
You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny
A total dick with a micropenis that requires a nasa telescope to be able to seen. Usually found in their natural habitat, some random girl's dms.
Person 1: He was being a complete twat
Person 2: He is definitely sam
Sam is the type of guy who starts chatting with strangers on instagram direct. He oftenly wants to start a relationship with the person he is chatting with.
Person 1:"Someone proposed to me at instagram."
Person 2:"Oh, what Sam".
Sam is a great person that can make you feel happy no matter how sad you are. Sam will always be there for you no matter what. Sam would make an amazing boyfriend of girlfriend and is full of kindness.
Person #1: I've been so down lately I don't know what to do.
Person #2 go talk to Sam they always make feel great.
a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.
guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!
The army friend who always dies saving someone.
"I had a buddy named Sam. He died saving my life."
A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH