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Smart Ass Masochist
A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.
Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."
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If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.
Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.
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A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.
See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.
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Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit
Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*
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The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, smart, and a true friend with a fantastic personality. Sams have been through a lot in their life but it only makes them stronger and they get right back up. Sams are the funniest people you will ever meet. You can always trust them with anything and they're always there to talk. They may seem shy at first, but after getting to know them they're the loudest and craziest people around. Sams always cheer you up no matter what. Always respect her because you never know hat someone goes through. Sams are also the most random people on the planet but you gotta love them.
Bob: I was sad yesterday about the break-up...but I'm feeling all better now.
Joe: how did you feel better so fast?
Bob: I just talked to Sam :)
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