Straight ace

A person who self-identifies as asexual but is romantically attracted to persons of the opposite gender.

Claire likes the boys, just not getting down with the boys; she's a straight ace all the way.

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SAM

Smart Ass Masochist

A rude or pushy person who acts out, tries to dominate others or pick fights hoping to be punished (what they really want). Especially in the BDSM community. Basically a sub who acts like a dom but really wants to be smacked down by a real dom.

Example: (couple watching movie)
"Why'd that guy mouth off to the dominatrix?"
"He's a SAM."
"SAM?"
"Smart Ass Masochist. He's acting up so he'll get the punishment he actually wants without looking like a snivelling wimp."

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