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“Scorpion” is a name given to repressed homosexual men who often exhibit an extremely homophobic exterior, but really love to get bent over and stung from behind.
Hey why is Tom so homophobic?
Oh man, don’t worry about him, that’s just an act.
Really?
Yeah man, he even calls himself “Scorpion”, he just does to assess the crowd.
Badass fighter from Mortal Kombat.
Scorpion said "get over here".
Verb: to Scorpion
The suave move of creating intimacy with a female from behind.
The male (or female) brings their hand behind their back, through their legs and in to finger the female. Replicating the action of a scorpion in nature. An unsuspecting yet effective move of intimacy.
“Dude that chick is grinding on you like crazy”
“Yeah, I am going scorpion her! #nature”
A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.
Goon: go eat a scorpion
AB: *Dead*
Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.
Johnny: are you a scorpion king
Dave: screw you jackass
A fake term used to trick boomers
Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L
an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.