self reliance

Self reliance is an art

its when you can survive on your own without help

it makes you feel good about yourself

"Hey man how you been"
"great just spent a week in the forest with only a knife, I killed a deer ate its meet raw and used its hide and carcass as shelter and clothes. Then I had to fend of a bear with my barehands"

"dude thats awesome, you need some major self reliance for that, It also explains the missing arm."

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self-gay

1. Extreme narcissism, self-love, conceit.
2. Condition in which persons are literally in love with themselves and/or are primarily attracted to qualities in others that they themselves possess.
3. Mental state in which one's perception of reality is warped by self-obsession. The world exists only as a reflection of the self.

Also: One who places unusually high value on one's own opinions, appearance, and personality.

Paris Hilton is so self-gay she can't conceive of a guy who wouldn't want to sleep with her or a girl who wouldn't want to be her.

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Self-centered

Preoccupied with oneself and ones’s affairs.

“He’s far to self-centered to care what you do”

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Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

Self-stranging

When a person sits on their hands until their hands go numb then proceeds to masturbate. The purpose of this is so that it feels as though someone else is performing a hand-job.

After Lou broke up with his lady, we had to endure his incessant rant about how he now must resort to self-stranging.

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.