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Noun: good friend or acquaintance who deliberately blocks all incoming balls, in gym class.
My best friend Kelsey pushed some girl in view of the ball so I would not get hit. Her big forehead made as a good {ball-shield}.
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The standard excuse used by friends with kids to get out of work or leisure activities with anyone, but mostly their childless friends.
We have a monthly meeting at work that is supposedly mandatory but many people use their baby shields to get out of it.
I thought that my brother was going to be in trouble but since he had a kid, he uses his baby shield to get him out of anything, especially with Mom.
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A shield that a man keeps up, refusing to talk about his feelings in fear of being called a gay.
I wish Adam Thomas would drop his man shield so we could talk about how we really feel <3
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(n) a video game console, primarily Xbox 360, that is so addictive you play it instead of hanging out with girls, or going to places where there will be girls.
(v) the act of being behind the poon shield.
(n) Guy 1: Are you goin to hang with us tonight? A lot of girls are going...
Guy 2: Nah man I cant I'm goin to sit behind the poon shield and try to beat the Mages Guild in Oblivion
(v)Guy 1: You going to be at the party tonight?
Guy 2: Nope, I'm goin to be poon shielding it up at home.
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A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
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Term for an older insecure boyfriend to protect his younger girlfriend from interested boys, otherwise known as a cunt shield
he's a right cunt shield
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An item in the game Fortnite that increases your shield points by 50. Will give you reduced shield points when you have over 50 shield points to start with, since maximum shield points is 100.
Person 1: Hey I have absolutely zero shield! Can you drop me one of your shield potions?
Person 2: Sorry, I had only two shield potions, and I have already consumed them. See my shield bar? It's at max.
Person 1: I am so dead at this point.
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