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Sparkle pony

A high maintenance person who is unprepared for a harsh work environment and becomes a burden to their teammates. You may keep them around because they make you feel good about yourself, but they are the target of verbal abuse and the butt of jokes.

Worker 1: "Why is Ken still around?"

Worker 2: "Eh. He's a pain but he's easy to make fun of. It's always nice to have a 'sparkle pony' on the team."

by Maverick1849 May 31, 2011

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Sparkle of fireflies

Plural Form for a group of fireflies

A sparkle of fireflies it’s like a barrel of monkeys or an epiphany of dolphins or a murder of crows or an unkindness of ravens

by Bambi barrister July 3, 2022


sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 17, 2019


sparkling wiggler

A derogatory term commonly used to describe a sexually active African American female.

"I'm just heading down to the corner of 3rd and Colfax to meet up with some Sparkling Wigglers."

by BonafideRealOne April 19, 2022


Sparkle skin

In the movie twilight when a vampires skin has direct contact with sun and it glows.

When Edward went into the sunlight he had sparkle skin

by Sydney788 August 22, 2021


Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 8, 2011


Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015

She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?

by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019