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When a man urinates profusely on the womans couch and proceeds to throw her down and rail her on said couch.
The other day Kirby sponge rafted princess peach on her royal couch until she was glazed in piss.
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N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)
1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.
2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.
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A female who enjoys being ejaculated upon, usually in the facial region.
"Christy is such a cum sponge, she got mad when I came inside her"
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When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.
That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date
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A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.
Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.
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My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.
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A "Nasal Blowjob" whereby nasal mucus acts as a lubricant for a man's erect penis.
The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
"I totally sponged that bitch last night."
"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."
"Sponging makes me come so hard."
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