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(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,
Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.
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A male who is mostly interested in sex, or will only call or text a female for sexual purposes.
"Hey girl, I think 'ol boy over there wants to holla at you..."
"Its alright, its just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
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Someone you like. Mainly someone you want to bang.
Jill: Hey, Bill, do you have a squirrel?
Bill: Jill, you know you're my squirrel. Wanna go have sex?
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A criminal, a suspect, a rodent.
we need to get that squirrel man
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" man I went to them club and it was wall yo wall filled with nothing but squirrel"
" C'mon son that's my squirrel, why do you call her a squirrel because they chase nuts"
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To cuddle; spoon, usually on a couch or bed or anywhere comfortable: hell any place you land.
Usually done with another person(s), or done by self.
Most effective when under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Gives a more relaxing feel to it.
"Awww man Im so tired & stressed out. All I wanna do is squirrel on the couch with my boo."
"Lets all just squirrel with eachother and calm ourselves."
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Fuzzy little rodent that enjoy nuts and world domination
they will come and they will win unless we call the exterminater
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