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Phrase used when a friend has sex with a girl you have already had sex with.
John doesn't know this, but he's definitely stirring my milk everytime he bones Jessica.
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To have stirred someones dirty porridge is to realise that you and your brother/friend have had sex with the same girl
'stirring dirty porridge', an emotional short story by imthesean.
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1- 'Bro, me and Emma got it on last night'
'Emma from down the road?'
'Yeh man'
'But i had sex with her last week'
'O SHI-'
(3rd person) 'Baha! youve been stirring his dirty porridge!'
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To throw up, shit, piss and cum in a womens mouth and haver her gargle and swallow it.
I sure gave her a steamy Asian Stir fry last night!
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The practice of scratching ones butt and stirring the drink of an un suspecting bar patron
When the asshole at the bar left to take a pee, I scratched my butt-hole and stirred his drink, giving him a Louisiana Stir Stick.
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A term meaning "to have sex", due to the similar sound stirring Mac & Cheese has to nailing someone.
"Who do you wanna stir the Mac & Cheese with?"
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A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night
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When you crush 5 adderall and fuck your girl for 16 hours and then her insides fall out because you stirred her up
Biker: Stir her guts!!!
Clam dumbass kid:Hahahahhaa. Rattle her bones!!!!
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