When you laugh from hearing a big funny joke
She was telling a joke that put me in great stitches
A stitch in which the needle is passes in and out of the fabric and lines the edges.
One way to add lace trimming to a garment is a whip stitch.
An alternative to saying you dot ditched by a *friend*
"Oh man XD I just got stitched"
Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.
I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.
The line between a males ballsack and butthole.
She can lick my teadybear stitch
When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
I need to sue some stitches but my bank account is empty I need me a £39 cult stitch lawyer