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a confined area filled with water in which fecal matter can be stored indefinitely
Billy: "Whoa! Dude, why's the toilet all brown and green?!"
Tom: "Oh man! I forgot to flush. This stuff been decomposing there for at least three days"
Billy: "This is one cool pool o' stool"
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The slogan for the popular Boston based online blog Barstoolsports.com. Made popular by the sites followers, "stoolies" either taking pictures of themselves holding a sign with the slogan in foreign countries, at famous landmarks, in various US cities, or holding up a sign behind newscasters at sporting events.
Ex1:Hey prez love the blog. Viva La Stool.
Ex2: Guy 1: Hey bro did you see that guy holding the Viva La Stool sign behind John Kruk at the Sox last night?
Guy 2: Yea dude, El Prez is taking over the world!
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When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.
Used to describe anal sex in the presence of mixed company.
"Mom: Good morning, Bobby. What did you do last night?"
"Bobby: I met a friend at a bar. I had to push his stool in."
"Mom: That was very gallant of you."
"Bobby: Well, Mom, you know me. Always the gentleman. Do we have any bleach?"
When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.
Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.
I were sitting alone in a restaurant and I saw someone else sitting alone, so I said to that person: "Pull up a stool!" and patted the empty chair next to me, meaning come and sit down next to me.