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A Subway Bum. Is usually a low-income person. Whom scrounges change from any available resource, so they can take advantage of subways $5 dollar foot-long deal!
Sam: Hey man why are you digging through my cup holders?
George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!
Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!
Free Subway is usually defined as a dumb bet involving sexual activity and not getting your reward
"Hey Oliver, I'll give you 10 bucks to bang her."
"Nah man, that's such free subway!"
A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.
Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch
combination of every hot girl in the world. Call someone subway girl if you don't know her name and she is a combination of every hot girl in the world.
holy shit that's a hottie
i think ill call her subway girl
The Subway Test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
Simply imagine that person working at your local Subway (feel free to substitute Subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still 'hot' then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
"Yeah man, Sarah Jessica Parker totally fails The Subway test"
I am not gonna be able to play with me and for a while and came up with a good idea of how I felt when you wipe out my life and how you gonna get back to the length and you can you...
Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid
:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises