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A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time
Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night
Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat
When a female cock blocks her female friend
Guuuuuuuurl....you know dat gurl Shanaynay
Yeah
Dat gurl twat-swated me at da club last night, he was all mine until she showed up
When engaging in sexual acts, the partner pats, slaps, or "swats" the females pussy in a rapid, repetitive manner in order to arouse the female.
Once I gave her a few Twat Swats, she was hornier than a peacock.
The female version of a cock block.
Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.
A female interrupting another female from getting dick
Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat
Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
The act of cumming in someone’s ear, then placing a strawberry in it, and proceeding to blend it into a smoothie. Pour it in a nice chilled glass and consume.
Swatting is my favorite way to get my vitamins in.