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When a person publicly cheers for their friend, and gets salty because they don't get any credit.
Friends all want to be #1, then the cheerleaders syndrome puts them in the fan club.
A condition that afflicts a growing number of newly-minted legal adults. It is characterized by the assumption that reaching the age of majority is carte blanche to do whatever one wants, regardless of any amount of protest from parents, authority figures, or even common sense. Most sufferers are observed stating something to the effect of "I'm 18, so I can do what I want!" upwards of twelve times daily, usually preceding a poor decision or the planning of one. Ironically, sufferers of 18 syndrome are often the most poorly-equipped members of their peer group when it comes to making decisions.
This condition is alarmingly prevalent among 18-year-olds who, despite being adults legally, lack nearly every quality that makes one an adult practically, e.g. responsibility, self-sufficiency, and maturity. In fact, the vast majority of sufferers depend on their parents for their livelihoods and still have close to a year of high school ahead of them. It afflicts both genders more or less equally, but a good rule of thumb is that it tends to produce bad decisions that cause physical harm in males and ones that cause emotional harm in females. Thankfully, beyond annoyance to others and the repercussions of the bad decisions it can frequently encourage, 18 syndrome is mostly harmless, and it seldom lasts beyond the age for which it is named.
"What's going on with our neighbor Martha? I know she's a smart girl, but yesterday I saw her tell her parents that they could fuck off because she was 18 and then drive off, cigarette in hand, with a pretty creepy-looking older guy. I'm worried for her."
"Don't sweat it. She just celebrated her birthday yesterday and now she has a really bad case of 18 syndrome."
Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.
This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.
1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"
Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"
Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"
3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.
4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.
5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.
6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."
JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."
{15 minutes later}
SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"
JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"
{5 mins later}
JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"
{ADC and SUPPORT Die}
ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"
SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"
JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"
ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."
SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"
A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.
Why are you clicking on the favorites button?
What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.
When a guy meets a girl and thinks he is in love with her within the first few days of knowing her, Just like Romeo in and Juliet
Zak: Dude, Alex just met some Stephanie girl and he thinks there going to get married.
Jeremy: Damn he must have Verona syndrome
the sudden urge to travel the world or to a popular country after feeling sick.
I heard that John had Coronavirus Syndrome.
Yeah, he had the sudden urge to go to France after he had the Flu.
Thinking you're apart of something that you clearly aren't
"They didn't invite you? You might be experiencing Molbjerg-syndrome"