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When u deep fry your penis and then beat it
Oh yesterday cj and and lane had a crispy tender.
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a term applied to feline excrement that dogs, and other domestic animals, like to snack upon..and then lick their owners faces. yum!
oh jesus, the dog just helped himself to the tender vittle buffet (aka the litter box)
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A course of action that demonstrates that the man is both soft and understanding while being rough, aggressive and hard.
Jamal hit Nina with that tender trap to get her to fall in love with him.
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when one has taken it up the butt so much their ass hole has become more tender then chicken boiled for over an hour
my buttbuddy, thanks to me, has some tender chicken
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Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.
When a sexy man tenderly makes sweet sweet love to a woman. They caresses each other gently and roughly. The passion of their tender love making creates music so sweet angels would cry.
Baby,when I get home from work, I'm gonna cook you dinner, rip your clothes off, smack that ass and begin the tender love making to you tonight. Tender fucking love.
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To have intercourse with in a tender, romantic matter, or an individual who one deems worthy of such treatment. Only used in discussions of whether individuals are hatefucks or not. Abbreviated "TLF".
Matt and his roommate had frequent debates over whether Jennifer Aniston was a HF (hatefuck) or TLF (Tender Lovin' Fuck), for while she represented the pinnacle of self-satisfied celebrity, she also maintained a convincing facade of genuine sweetness.
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