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The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.
Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...
Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!
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the female equivalent of "bros before hos"
"Richard wants to hook up with me, but his ex-girlfriend's my best friend... so I mean... chicks before dicks, right?"
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Pouring milk first creates a better cereal-to-milk ratio. When you pour cereal first, you can't see how much milk you're really pouring until it has covered your mountain of cereal. When you pour the milk first, you know just how much cereal you need to match it.
Pouring the milk before the cereal also keeps your cereal crunchy for longer. There's nothing worse than eating soggy cereal at the bottom of your bowl. Milk before cereal preserves the coveted crunch. People who do this are logical, precise and independent.
Louis: Hey Chanel! Do you put milk before cereal?
Chanel: Yawr! It makes more sense and makes it taste better as well!
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It is the saying meaning that marijuana comes before any female or "Pussy". Related to the saying Bros before hoes.
Dude1: Hey man want to hit this man!?
Dude2: No man i gotta go hit up my girl.
Dude1: Yo man Blunt before Cunt!
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Acting as if something good will definitely happen, without it happening yet, and then paying for such optimism.
Derived from football, where the wide receiver starts thinking about what he is going to do AFTER the catch, before the ball gets to him. Inevitably the wide receiver drops the ball.
I swore I was going to get an offer from that company I have been interviewing with, so I haven't done any work in days. The job fell through. I was running before the catch.
A declarative bon mot expressing allegiance to the sisterhood of the vaginally flatulent and antagonism towards chorizo-packing fuckboys.
Woman 1: He completely betrayed me
Woman 2: All you need is your girlfriends. Besides, Queef Before Beef!
when a debater rejects going out since they have to prepare for a debate
matt: hey dave, you wanna go to that party with me tonight?
dave: nah man, flows before hoes