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During the act of giving someone fallacio the caregiver gives the receiver a "double" surprise by cupping their balls in one hand while at the same time shoving a finger in his asshole with the other hand.
Last night the blow job my wife was giving me turned into a bi-lonajob when she decided to jiggle my balls and shove her finger in my ass at the same time! That was quite the double surprise.
The wife was feeling frisky last night. She gave me a bi-alonajob and it wasn't even my birthday!
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A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men.
They are stereotyped in many ways, but this is the basic scientific definition. Bi-sexuality is not a single shade of grey, but is in reality a spectrum. This spectrum includes varying levels of attraction to the two sexes.
I think that bi-sexuals are evil and sinful, because I'm a closed-minded biggot.
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A bi-sexual woman that only allows bisexual contact on her upper body or exclusively on the breasts.
Erin still would like to have a relationship with Jessica even though she is only nipple-bi.
A person who enjoys the right twix just as much as the left twix and vice versa when eating a Twix chocolate bar
I prefer the left twix
That's so lame I like the right one better
I like both
You're a bi-twixual
Someone who thinks that they're bisexual, but realise that they're gay/lesbian/straight, etc.
Random guy: So, you're bi?
Un-bi person: No, I'm actually gay/lesbian/straight, etc.
Bi-ringing is the act of calling two people on two different phones and placing the speakers next to eachother, therefore tricking the people into thinking the other one called them.
Matthew and Perry kept accusing the other of calling them, but it was all because Charlie was bi-ringing both of them to make them think they were called by the other.
The way charlie sheen describes his lifestyle.
He considers himself a winner of life.
Charlie Sheen- I'm Bi-Winning, i win here and i win there.. now what?