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When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.
She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.
The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
When you eat bad Mexican food that makes you poop your pants and it drips out.
That Mexican food made me shit my pants and now it's leaking out like a colombian coffee filter...
The shit you take right after you have the first cup of coffee and first line of cocaine in the morning.
Starbucks and some yip almost made Colombian Mudslide in my car.
Blowing a line while taking a shit
My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide
When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.
This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico
This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.
The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.
God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.