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When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.
Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.
To have a large boat that takes up an entire dock at a lakeside bar or resort.
The Dock Blocker with the huge boat took the whole dock. Fuck that guy!
The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.
After painting and docking we really needed to shower.
When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Emergent Docking
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
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1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
What your testicles or balls would "dock" against when getting oral sex. Chin.
guy 1: I'm going to face fuck that girl so hard my balls will be banging against her ball dock.
guy 2: Excellent!
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a homosexual practice in which one man, the dock, enlarges his urethra to accommodate the penis of the docker.
"Dude, I finally got my pisshole big enough to fit your dong!"
"Sweet! Lets do some penetrative docking tonight!"
*homosexual butt slap*
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