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someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
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When you catch a girl masterbating
I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.
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One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.
CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|
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The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.
It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!
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Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.
Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.
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after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it
My damp lettuce is drying fast.
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