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Marching Band

Marching Band is a place for the nerdiest and craziest people, who think it’s fun to work their butts off in the heat of late July at Band Camp. While some of them are actually athletic and do other things outside of band, most do not have much of a life outside of it and only have friends that are also in band with them. Most Marching Band members will argue that it’s a sport, which it totally should count as a sport since the members go through as much physical pain and suffering during practices as the football team. The members have to be smart also, since you can’t play an instrument or do choreography with a flag while stepping to the beat and remembering all your sets without being at least somewhat smart. (Although most band members will argue that they are dumb, don’t believe them. Some of the smartest people in the school reside in the Marching Band.) The Marching Band is extremely under appreciated and under represented, even though they are so much better then then the football team and cheerleaders put together.

Cheerleader: Marching Band isn’t a sport.
Band member: Really? Because one of our members has a IQ twice as large as your entire squad’s. Not only that but we have to get on the field and practice for triple the amount of time that you guys have to in the heat of the summer while remembering all our sets in the field, how to play the music, and for the color guard, all the choreography. Stop dissing the Marching Band and get a life and some talent.

by JIF713 July 2, 2022


Marching band

A band mostly made up of closeted gays who sometimes value there lives. It consists of.... DRUMMER'S LETS GOOO because that is all people seem to care about :D

Wow look at the drummers there so hot oh and the rest of the marching band

by Sweet sassy molassie December 22, 2021


Marching Band

1. Either one of the best things you ever done or the biggest regret you did in your life, no in between.

2. Money who, you are probably going to be broke by the end of the season from all the money they ask for .

3. You will gain trust issues especially when your band director tells you one more time and you know damm well it's not one more time it' s a billion more.

4. Its also a cult full of pervs and some bitchy people here and there but also decent people as well.

5. You have a love-hate relationship for it XD.

6. Horrible tan lines.

7. Probably lied to ditch rehearsal at least ones .

8. what happens in the band bus stay in the band bus.

9. Weekend who you have rehearsal.

10. the unending question to consider Marching band a sport or not .

Person 1: what is marching band ?
Person 2 : its heaven and hell at the same time <3 .

by Random Person XD June 11, 2021


Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021


Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.

MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022


Marching Band

An activity that takes up a hell of a lot of time. Sometimes it feels like burning in hell, but it feels pretty incredible when you perform your show really well. By the end of the season, you and your section and basically blood relatives. Also, just for the record, marching band is NOT a sport (even though it’s a lot more difficult than half of them).

I have marching band all week, yippee.

by DarkDiction049 March 28, 2023


marching banding

Verb. The act of marching in a band. Specifically with an instrument, rifle, flag, and sabres.

Brad: “Yo, fam squad what was you doings last night”
Christopher: “Ya know marching banding”

by Draqn September 18, 2018