A slang term used to describe taking photos as an activity. Often used in relation to skipping class or work for a day or portion of.
We took Friday off to go on a photo mission.
When you finally convince your partner to do butt stuff after a long time of wearing down their barrier to it
"Yo, I finally got my girlfriend to do anal after eight months of dating. Fuckin' mission assccomplished!"
Trying to flush down a turd that is so big it's almost impossible but finding a way to flush it down
I was doing my mission influshible, i had to make a plan to successfully flush it down
when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.
“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”
When your with a Thot & shes tryna fuck or suck yo dick or just anytime you're with a girl and y'all about to be on some freaky shit
Me : Yo!!! You know that girl Sarah?
Zak : Yea what about her
Me : Nigga I ran a Thot mission on her last night that shit was lit!
Zak : My dawg 😈
(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.
"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."
A code word for making out with your girl. Useful in situations where others are present.
The Boys: What took you so long dropping off your girl?
Dude: Oh you know, just writing mission statements.