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A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.
plastic spastic 1: hey babe
plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up
plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?
plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*
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Term for a Reliant Robin, small 3 wheeled car/van made from GRP in Tamworth. Made famous as the transport for del boy in the TV show only fools and horses. Very slow and has a tendency to roll over when cornering. Used as a term of abuse for any slow or crap car. See also metrocab.
Bloke: "Why were you so late?"
Another bloke: "Coz i was stuck behind a plastic pig all the way up the M42
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Shit, bitch. I ain't got no condoms so I'll use this plastic wrap.
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When the strap on is too good she said give her babies
Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies
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A skinny girl whos had so many plastic surgeries that people thinks shes made out of literal plastic
Amy is suuuch a plastic bottle amirite
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Back in the eighties and nineties, the phrase plastic-fantastic was coined to describe a cheap item that more than often broke when you started using it because the early day plastic was so brittle.
Oh, my brand new thermos just cracked. Plastic-fantastic (said ironically)
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When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.
My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around