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A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.
Examples:
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.
When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either
Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.
Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles
Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude
What happens when you fart after anal sex
I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits
When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
basically when you hear a mf say this its time to dip
john: "ayo timmy we gotta hit the splat this place is to heated"
Timmy: "yeah your right lets get tf out of here"
When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.
Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.