When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village
Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!
The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.
That squish-ue was so gross!!
(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
When you take a shit under someone(s) couch cushions.
Person1: I heard thomas snuck into bryants house and gave him a cushion squish
Person2: Prolly took him a month to get rid of the smell
The act of flattening a person with a door.
HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish
a platonic crush
used in the aro/ace community bc them weirdos cant have crushes (im aroace)
"i have a crush but its platonic ygm?"
"yeah bro thats called a squish"