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One of the best places to live on earth, but the old rich summer people that live here for 2 months (july & august) ruin the beach nights for the locals by calling the police on bonfires and such. The local youths that tough out the long hard winters (while the rich old farts go to their homes in florida) love to drink and have fun in the summer, and will never stop for any tourists!
Johnny Local: "Hey dude pretty awsome night on Cape Cod huh?"
Sammy Livehere: "Ya man wicked, you can see bonfires all the way down to P-Town. I just hope Old Man Rivers dosnt call the cops on us again"
Johnny Local: I know that guy's a dick, these are our beaches too!
Sammy Livehere: I know man! lets pound some beers and enjoy the night on this awsome awsome place to live
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The 2nd worst cape in runescape, next to cooking. People with Fletching capes usually have or are getting cooking capes.
Jeremy: yo brad look at the noob with the fletching cape. Brad: Wow He should put that back in the bank it smells. Jeremy: agreed.
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A drink consisting of Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Tonic Water, and garnished with a lime wedge.
Legend has it that Ted Kennedy ordered this in his later years at an elite Cape Cod Country Club. When the drink was not strong enough to his liking, he told the bartender, "You're doing it all wrong! The cranberry juice is just for the color!"
I had nine Cape Codders and felt like a true Kennedy. I almost felt like driving over a bridge.
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Cape Hunter
cape hunt•er /*kāp hŭn′tər*/
A Cape Hunter is a Minecraft player with a big interest in capes. They try to obtain as many as they can.
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The process of a costumed superhero/supervillian getting his/her ass whooped. This expression can be used regardless of whether or not the costume consists of a cape.
If Thor and Spiderman had to fight each other, Spiderman would get cape raped.
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n. The national park on North Carolina’s Outer Banks that was by its founding designated as a joint recreational area and primitive wilderness, that through the devious and out and out dishonest efforts of environmentalists is on the verge of being turned into a bird refuge.
v. To use misleading, faulty research and methods to thwart a person’s access to property where such access had previously been guaranteed by the federal gov’t.
You say a pretty bird was found dead in your yard and with no evidence you were accused of killing it, and a study your ex's mother in law performed said you really didn’t need the house anyway, so you’ve been evicted and your house sold for a dollar to your ex's mother in law? Man, you’ve been Cape Hatterassed.
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"Are you mad, bro?"
"Put a cape on it, now you're super mad, bro!"
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